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Librarian Ook Mug
£8.00
You didn’t get anywhere at Unseen University without being able to understand the vast number of meanings that can be carried by the word Ook. — UA
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One Man One Vote Mug
£8.00
“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.” Terry Pratchett
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Anthill Inside 2025 Diary
£15.00 £10.00
REDUCED TO CLEAR, LAST FEW REMAINING
” +++ Good Evening, Archchancellor. I Am Fully Recovered And Enthusiastic About My Tasks +++ ” — Hogfather by Terry Pratchett
… well what better than to record important tasks in our new 2025 diary. With dates starting from October 2024, it is sure to come in handy for the start of the new academic year.
This years’ diary has been blind embossed with our ever popular ‘Anthill Inside’ sticker, which can be found on the outer surface of Hex, a parody on Intel’s ad slogan ‘Intel Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day. We can only guess at the reason for the sticker’s mysterious appearance on Hex at the Unseen University. But one may presume that the millions of ants released into the complex network of glass tubes that make up the bulk of this mighty Discworld computer have something to do with it…
- Blind embossed year
- Simple, yet practical, with week to view on one page and facing notes page
- 15 month date span from October 2024 to December 2025
- Luxurious Ivory Cream quality paper
- Ecological paper sourced from sustainable forests
- Ribbon Marker
- Coordinating coloured closure band
- Elasticated pen loop
- Practical expandable pocket on the inside back cover
- Overall Dimensions 21cm x 14cm / 8.5 inches x 5.5 inches
Size: Page Size: 210 x 140mm
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Something Wicked Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Something Wicked‘ artwork.
Printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy. Something wicked this way comes indeed…
Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.
‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.
Something Wicked… Tea Towel
£8.00
This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK. Printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy. Something wicked this way comes indeed…
Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.
‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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Pale Rider Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Pale Rider‘ artwork.
Feeglespotting Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Feeglespotting‘ artwork.
Non Timetis Messor Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Non Timetis Messor‘ artwork.
Believe In Yourself Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring wisdom from Terry Pratchett’s Tiffany Aching books.
Rincewind Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Rincewind‘ artwork.
Hand of God Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Hand of God‘ artwork.
Give a Man a Fire Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Terry’s ‘Give a Man a Fire‘ saying…
In Ancient Times Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Terry’s ‘In Ancient Times‘ quote.
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Discworld Pencil Set 2
£6.50
19th Grune – Invention of the Pencil
On this day in AM1789, Osric Pencillium succeeded in domestically cultivating the graphite-cored, thin-branched bush which now bears his name. Early ‘pencils’ were very soft 4B varieties.
— The Ankh-Morpork Archives, A Discworld Anthology, Volume 1
Our pencils are not the graphite-cored thin-branched bush type, thankfully! A range of colours, HB and have a white rubber to undo any mistakes. This set of 5 designs feature typography inspired by some of our favourite characters:
- Death of Rat’s ‘SQUEAK!’
- Librarian’s ‘Ook!’
- Granny’s favourite sign ‘I Aten’t Dead’
- The City Watch’s slogan ‘Fabricati Diem PVNC’
- Rincewind’s unique moniker ‘Wizzard’
Crivens! Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Crivens! Beanie – Our 7th Design in the Discworld Collection
“Crivens! Ach, ye scunners!” – Now you can wear the battle cry of the Nac Mac Feegle proudly on your head!
Inspired by Terry Pratchett’s fierce but tiny blue warriors, this cozy beanie features the iconic “Crivens!” exclamation embroidered in bold lettering. Perfect for both Discworld fans and those who just need a warm head while causing mischief.
“They may be tiny, but they are fearless. They may be blue, but they are mighty. And they definitely know how to make an entrance!” — Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
Product Features:
– 100% premium knit acrylic for warmth and durability
– Bold “Crivens!” embroidery in striking white thread
– One size fits most adults
– Machine washable
– Perfect for winter wear or year-round Discworld pride
Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Rucksack
£35.00
Size: Dimensions: 28 x 38 x 13 cm Capacity: 18 litres
“A watchman would go equipped with his copper’s badge, a notebook, and something to keep the rain off.” — Terry Pratchett
Whether you’re patrolling the streets of Ankh-Morpork or navigating your daily adventures, this premium vintage rucksack in rich caramel is your perfect companion.
Featuring the prestigious City Watch badge on the front pocket, this rucksack tells everyone you’re on the side of law and order (mostly).
Features
- Premium heavyweight canvas construction (strong enough to withstand a troll inspection)
- Vintage wash finish for authentic character
- Spacious main compartment (perfect for regulation notebooks and emergency bacon sandwiches)
- Front pocket with antiqued brass zip
- Adjustable shoulder straps with antiqued brass buckles
- Side pockets (ideal for storing your truncheon or emergency flask)
- Padded back panel for comfort during those long night watches
- Internal slip pocket (for keeping your Watch badge pristine)
Specifications
- Material: 100% Cotton Canvas
- Weight: 0.55 kg
Care Instructions
Surface clean only. Like a good Watch member, this bag wears its experience with pride – the occasional scuff or mark only adds to its character.
Size: 260x450x165mm
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